Hardball Baseball Academy in Miami
Where Cheating and Stealing gets you ahead.
Hardball Baseball Academy in Miami has been making a name for itself with the most crooked baseball coach Lazer and wannabe baseball player agent thief Carlos. Our coach train our players to reach the top, maintain sportsmanlike conduct on and off the field, while we steal from unsuspecting parents, and always have a good time.
Hardball Baseball Academy in Miami
I am Lazaro Collazo. I have blown every opportunity given to me in baseball. From peddling steroids and PEDs to dropping my pants and underwear infront of teenagers, I am the scum of the earth.
Testimonials:
"I paid Lazer for the summer camp and tournament and uniform. Complete waste of money." Dave
"Hands down the worst baseball academy run by a couple of criminals, Lazer and Carlos." Janet
Fake Events
Fake College Recruiting
Want your kid to get into a D1 school without PEDs? Impossible. Come get injected and be in the fast lane to success and a full D1 scholarship. Choose your school.
Fake Player Agent and Thief Carlos Perez
List of players we have signed.
None
Pitchers who have undergone Tommy John surgery.
Too many to mention.
Meet our wannabe thiefing Player Agent. I will steal your money. Lazaro will steal your money. Contact us if you want to invest in a fake Cuban Ball Player.
Our Fake Tournament Championships
We are a baseball academy set up to steal money. Talk to Lazer or Carlos.
Our average losses for 2018 is 15-0. We have not won a game all season. We are a conduit for enabling PEDs and stealing money from unsuspecting parents.
Story of the thief Carlos Perez
I am a con artist. I would love for you to invest money with me. I will give you a very good return on it. My idol is Bernie Madoff.
I am always looking to take a picture with a celebrity or popular player. I tell anyone who would ask how rich I am. I drive expensive cars and I lie that I work with Wasserman.
"If you are not cheating on and off the field, you are not trying"
Lazaro Collazo
